Never To Be Aligned Men's Shirt White

Men's T-Shirt by American Apparel

I have alignment anxiety. The left side of my body is slightly bigger than my right side. Everything, my eye, my arm, my breast, my leg are all a tiny bit bigger on the left side. In this dream, my left leg has grown so much bigger than my right. I thought of my yoga teacher Marianne, the posture expert Esther Gokhale, my martial arts teacher Brent. They say to me, “You need to work on your balance.” I thought, “Death be upon me! My left leg has grown so much bigger than my right! How am I ever to be ALIGNED!?”